Saturday, December 27, 2008

Desi English

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :

"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"

"Dont stand in front of my back"

"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"


"Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet? "

"Please, close the fan!
"

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

Naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils


"It's so hot! Please on the fan no. "

A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree"!!

"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

"Run with the fence" (alongside)

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"

"Who took out the breeze of my cycle?"


"Meet me behind the class" (meant after the class)


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