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Q. If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Q. If you died with braces on your teeth, would they take them off?
Q. If love is blind, then why do we believe at first sight?
Q. Don't you find it worrying that doctor calls treating you their
"practice"?
Q. If you try to fall and succeed, what do you just do?
Q. If a book about failures does not sell, is it a success?
Q. Could someone ever get addicted to counseling and if so how do you
help them?
Q. If a chronic liar tells you he is chronic liar, do you believe him?
Q. Why do the egg not taste like a chicken itself?
Q. What is the opposite of opposite?
Q. Why do you get in a bus and get into a car?
Q. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they are always covered
with sheets?
Q. How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theatres?
Q. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hours?
Q. What is the male ladybug called?
Q. Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Q. If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be consider a
bank robbery?
Q. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Q. If you tell someone they are being judgmental, aren't you being
judgmental yourself?
Q. If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through
time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?
Q. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Q. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Q. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Q. If you decide that you are indecisive, which one you are?
Q. Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Q. If its zero degree outside today and its supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how could is it going to be? (Since 2 times 0 =0)
Q. What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Q. If you're born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both those
days?
Q. Isn't its scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the word
"the rapist" put together?
Q. Why do they call it your "bottom" when it's really in the middle of
your body?
Q. What happen if you get scared half to death twice?
Q. Why is it called a "building" when it is already build?
Q. On a mobile phone, why does A.B.C. start from on the number 2 and
not 1?
Q. Why do we say "bye bye" but don't "hi hi"?